Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury. You know how I’m only like four months old, right? Well in that time, my own mother has put me in numerous outfits that she thinks is adorable. Since I’m just a wee baby, I do not really object too much. But I ask you, does this seem a bit OTT???
Exhibit A – Hats.
It all began in the hospital. She said it was to keep my head warm but I didn’t see any other babies in the nursery with a grinning bear on their noggin…
Here I am just chillin’ out with an owl on my head like it’s perfectly normal:
“Whoooo does she think she is?” (Heh. See what I did there…)
Here begins my obsession with Star Wars:
“Yoda craziest mom ever, I says!”
“Does this look like the face of a leprechaun???”
Here I am at Disneyland:
I’m too wee to go on any rides so what do we do instead. Try on hats!!!
“It’s mad I tell you!”
This one is not really a hat.
It’s my favorite Elmo towel!
Last but not least, my mom’s most recent purchase.
I am telling the truth when I say that the second my mom saw this hat, she stuck it on my head, lifted me up, and sang It’s the Circle of Life.
Exhibit 2 – My mom says it’s customary to wear an outfit for every holiday:
I can handle the tie. But the LEG WARMERS!!! Really?
St. Patrick’s Day.
Luckily, my mom had problems with my Easter outfit on Etsy. I’m sure it would have looked something like this though:
Exhibit tres – Various onesies made to look fancier than they are.
Here I am the day I met my Gran and Grampa. AND my tie is crooked!
Is there a doctor in the house?
Now I know there are many more I haven’t shown AND many more in months to come. But be honest. Do any of these outfits make my bum look big??? NO? Ok then.
xoxo Ewan – the baby.